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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How can one find BPO clients for inbound and outbound voice processes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Casts 9 More Roles, Including Draco Malfoy - The Hollywood Reporter

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Physicists set new world record for qubit operation accuracy - Phys.org

So they tried

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Still no good.

The best time to see the Milky Way is fast approaching! How to see our galaxy at its best in June. - Live Science

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

No go.

These Common Foods Can Slow Aging Naturally, According to Scientists - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors