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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:05

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors